Preparing for the End Times

Recently I discovered a large underground bunker a few miles from my home (this is in itself strange but true).

Was this in fact a fortuitous coincidence - part of a personal message from the Lord that Rapture is finally coming?

To be honest I'm not sure, however I am choosing to err on the side of caution and am stockpiling canned food, weapons and petrol, just in case. I would suggest everyone follows suit.

THAT IS ALL.