http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/code red emergency...
This is a great idea, hopefully it will soon be updated in real time. As I am always one to play good odds I am going to consult this before I leave the house each day, the same as I would the weather just so I know what to expect.
“Hmmm…. It looks like low car crime day with an increased chance of mugging coming in from the west this afternoon. I’d better take a big fucking stick out with me…”
I can also use it to calculate my statistical likelihood of being murdered, as if there hasn’t been one for some time, I will certainly be more wary of leaving the house. However if some other poor bastard has just been killed I can go on my merry way, knowing that it’s statistically unlikely for 2 people to be murdered in the city in quick succession.
All in all, a wonderful tool…
2 comments:
maybe the murderer WANTS you to think unlikely he's gonna slash someones throat for the second time in two days.... tread carefully.
hadn't thought of that...cunning...
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