Various conservationists, scientists and other men with beards and glasses are over the moon to have discovered this new species of Giant Fucking Rat
Why is this something to be celebrated I have no idea. The idea of enormous rodent vermin taking over the earth is one that has plagued my nightmares since childhood - given the propensity of rats to breed and spread by next Christmas it will no doubt be a reality
I would suggest you all invest in one of these quite fucking sharpish…
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