Wednesday, 22 October 2008

The Fat Edgar Book Club

With Christmas just around the corner, why not make it a Christmas they'll remember? Give them a gift they’ll love...


This week I’m recommending:













Fancy having your eyes pecked out by a fucking eagle? Look no further. A valuable source of information regarding this dangerous and antiquated feudal sport.
















This man likes the soft texture of bacon too much… Touch the ham… TOUCH IT YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!
















No more mad flailing with a meat cleaver-unless it makes you feel like a man of course. A real Man. Yeah. They'll pay. Oh, they'll pay....














These viscous, stinking, beclawed and semi-feral vermin can make ideal pets for small children.

















Learn the secrets of “Fox Control” and mesmerise women.















Bastard fucking pigeons….
















HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Duck!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! TOO SLOW!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!















I DO NOT FEAR YOUR FUCKING MUSHROOMS!!!!!!

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