more pointless, pointless hate and bile...

This made me chuckle:

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/racists-support-obama-061308

It’s always nice to know that even the most insane racists can be broad minded enough to “reach out”.

They are also surprisingly erudite, witty and ironic, most unlike our own racists, such as Jim Davidson, who are generally just a bunch of terminally unfunny cunts.

Is it just me, but whenever you see Jim Davidson on TV (which thankfully a fuck of a lot less likely than it used to be) do you yearn to have one of those high pressure hoses they have in abattoirs to “mechanically reclaim” waste meat that you could spray him with?

I think he blames the “PC Brigade” for the demise of his career. I don’t-I think it’s because he’s shit. In fact, the word “shit” doesn’t even begin to describe the sheer unadulterated torrent of fucking absolute vile horseshit that erupts from his hideous smug fucking cock of a face.

If it was up to me (unfortunately it isn’t) I’d force him to have drastic surgery done that would attach the end of his colon directly to his mouth so that in real physical terms he would have to constantly eat his own shit. Failing that I’d just make him wear wasp goggles all the time. You might have guessed, I’m not a big fan…

His latest venture has been “naughty” versions of popular pantomimes. Apparently not as much of a success as he thought they would be (he went bankrupt), as theatres aren’t really the best environment for people who normally like ITV-for instance they can’t pick their fat fucking arses in a theatre, or get up to put another fucking Findus crispy pancake in the toaster every 4 minutes.

Have you seen the titles of some of the “Adult Pantomimes” he’s made? “Boobs in the Wood” and “SINderella” are a couple. Weren’t they clever? Have you seen what he did there-he managed to seamlessly shoehorn in a sexual reference-ho ho ho!! What a clever cunt…

Here’s a few more for you Jim, that I’ve aimed at your target audience of mouth breathing cretins, to save you the bother of racking your brains… How about “Cock Whittington”, “Rapes in the Wood” or “Ali Baba and the forty Asylum Seeking Immigrant Paedophiles”? Twat.

While I’m on the subject of pointless, irresolvable ideological conflicts between individuals, I really want Ian Paisley and the late Pope John Paul II to sing a duet version of the Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson song “I knew him so well”. I think it would be just lovely and would do so much to bridge the gap.

It’s very sad that the good reverend has spent his life encouraging utterly meaningless sectarian violence when he could have made the best cover single ever recorded-the A side would be “Every Rose has its Thorn” by 80’s glam rockers “Poison” and the B side would be “Don’t cha” by the Pussycat Dolls. If anyone can think of a better and more fulfilling musical experience than that I would be extremely surprised…

Unfortunately I fear the plan is unlikely to come to fruition due to the fact that:

a) The Pope (the proper snowy haired smiley old Pope, not the newfangled scary German one) is dead

And

b) The reverend Ian Paisley, in the throes of his magnificent madness, is convinced that the Pope is actually the earthly incarnation of the Antichrist. He really does, bless him. Even by the lunatic standards of sectarianism, that’s a remarkably impressive delusion to belabour under…