Share of booty negotiable (dependant on experience)
Fat Edgar’s Pirate Ship
Captain FatEdgar is an innovative Piracy provider, delivering comprehensive Boarding, thievery and plank walking services to international shipping.
We are looking for an enthusiastic, motivated and extremely violent Individual to join our ship working as experienced full time Pirate to support a vibrant and diverse crew of privateers
This is the perfect opportunity to take your seafaring career in a new direction and develop your skills
Requirements
- Relevant experience in a brigand related sector
- Ability to work as part of a crew
- Possession of own wooden leg and/or eye patch distinct advantage
- Basic Freebooting skills (although on-ship training will be provided)
- Proven track record of killing Spaniards
Duties
The post holder will be expected to perform the following core duties:
- Cutlass wielding and swashbuckling to a high standard
- Professional raping of “Blue Chip” clients
- Excessive Rum drinking
- Responsible for continued delivery of new and updated sea shanties
- General seafaring duties
Other pirate related duties at Captains’ discretion
To register your interest please place a rolled up page of the bible marked “ARRRRR” in a corked bottle, and set adrift on the high seas…
Interviews are scheduled for w/c 22/10/2007.
1 comment:
Dear Edgar,
I am a pirate of ill-repute who is keen to join your band of scurvy knaves.
I have 10 years experience in raping blue chip clients plus am able to drink 2 bottles of finest Appleton's rum whilst still maintaining a steady cutlass.
I once sailed with the famous Captain Horseface and did swipe booty a-plenty from under the noses of the rich gentile in the West Indies.
I would make a dependable crew mate and promise my loyalty under pain of death.
Avast ye stout men
First Mate Barry Bear
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