Unscrambling the Nonce

http://news.bbc.co.uki/asia-pacific/thats you fucked matey

Has anyone bought the film rights to this yet? If not I’m going to have to buy them. I think it will be brilliant. Pete Postlethwaite will be starring as “The Nonce”, Tcheky Karyo and Armand Assante will be random Interpol personnel. Gary Glitter will be, well, Gary Glitter...

I’ve already got the title, and the tagline will be:

“Photoshop is no defence… FROM THE LAW!”