The recent South East Asian Scientific break through regarding animal cloning prompted a discussion amongst the office staff along the lines of “If you had clones, what would you make them do?”, which gave rise to such witty little bon mots as “Oh, I’d make it do the gardening! Ha ha ha”. This is about as funny as it gets here some days.
How bloody boring. If I had clones I would pit them against each other in brutal Gladiatorial contests then fuck the winner and then we would feast together on the loser…
1 comment:
its as though fucking the winner wasnt enough, like you re-read it and realised just how boring your idea was.
then you have an epiphany and decide to add 'and eat the loser'
genius
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