In a startling and ironic twist of fate, Gary Glitter does indeed appear to be “up the shitter”… utterly and completely.
Even countries that traditionally have prided themselves on their underage sex tourism opportunities don’t want him; “Sorry Gary, but you’re money’s no good here anymore. We’re facing international pressure to clean up our acts a bit, and you’re a bit too high profile. If you were just an accountant from
He’s not fucking stupid though-if he shaves that insane beard off and gets rid of the bandana and sunglasses no one will recognise him, wherever he ends up. He could be anywhere-EVEN IN YOUR STREET! Quickly, get out there and start bothering newcomers...smash their windows, before they escape...
Anyone fancy a sweepstake on who’ll eventually take him in? I reckon
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