The five bellied fuck pig has taken a break from writing her erotic fan fiction to try to “write”* some “software”** which is predictably utter cock and manages to fall over every bastard time.
She only tested it on her computer of course, as no one else lets her use their computer due to the excessive amount of bacon grease deposits she leaves behind.
Unfortunately it’s now gone out to most of our customers and instead of trying to rectify the problem she’s gone off into a corner to cry loudly and eat biscuits.
Guess who’s trying to sort it out now? Yes, it’s fucking Muggins here, with the help of a strange French bloke who seems very helpful (although like most French, not necessarily to be relied upon under conditions of war).
Does anyone else work under these conditions?
* Cobble together
** Complete fucking rubbish
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Ah yes amateur developers. Dontcha just love 'em.
The dictionary defines an amateur as 'a person who engages in a study, sport, or other activity for pleasure rather than for financial benefit or professional reasons.'
Not exactly what you want when it comes to software is it?
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
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