10 September
Dear Diary
Once again my sluggish bowels have confounded me-I have been unable to pass anything more substantial than tiny nuggets, which are at best the size of Maltesers and at worst indistinguishable from chocolate raisins, for 3 days now.
I feel my impacted giblets can only be a consequence of my recent diet of inexpensive meats…
How foolish of me to try to economise by purchasing tainted mince...
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