I recently a made a (fully justified) comment about Cornish people looking like Liam Gallagher after he has been hit in the face with a Frying Pan.
I have since then been unable to get the idea of hitting Liam Gallagher in the face with a frying pan (whilst screaming DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!) out of my head-and let's be honest, who doesn't, deep down, really want to do this to the shambling, charmless cunt?
A friend of mine went to college with him (or it might have been his brother - the one that wears sunglasses and looks like a gay seal, or it could even have been both of them. I don't actually care, the pair of twats). Anyway, they were by far and away the most unpopular kids in the building. I expect even the students with Downs Syndrome didn't want to be seen with them as it would be bad for their "Street Cred"...
On a related anecdote, the reason why Damien Hirst's work is so dark and emotionally charged may have something to do with the fact that another friend used to beat him up on regular (daily) basis when they were at school. He's not proud of the fact now (although I would be), but does console himself a bit by reasoning he has been a dynamic (if unwitting) driving force behind the British Arts Scene.
Anyway, smashing Liam Gallagher in the face with a frying pan. What a fucking great idea!!!
If anyone posts a picture of themselves hitting Liam Gallagher in the face with a frying pan, I'll give them £4.50 out of my own money. Can't say fairer than that...
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This could bankrupt us!!!
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