Bah!!! still over half an hour to go...
What to do next? some light internet browsing, or perhaps i should just break open this paperweight and drink the blue liquid therein?
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What manner of beast am I?
- Fat Edgar
- Edgar Grimshaw-68 year old retired Cheese Handler, man and boy. I remember the days before pederasts. A more innocent age-Scarborough on Bank Holidays and Whitsun Walks, golden years, golden years. Now don't get me wrong, I know some smashing foreigners. Don't mind if I do, mine's a pint, thanks.Can you get me some more mustard while you're up? Needs a bit more lubricant, this ones going in a bit dry...
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Hello Fat Edgar, Your right wing ramblings have really stirred up the radical in me and I have decided to start a pressure group called PUEB, People for the Unethical Eradication of Bums. Whenever I have to walk to work I have to walk through an area full of these "deprived" people such as beggars (mildly irritating, but no I'm not gonna spare any change, if you really money then sell the Big Issue.) Hookers, "do you want to see a girl darling?" Firstly you are not a girl, you are a woman whose face looks like a blind cobblers thumb, I wouldn't shag if you were the last girl on earth, you're a junkie and probaly riddled with disease, and finally I do not want feed you horrible Ice habit.
But the real scum are the junkie chavs who clearly have no taste in clothing are obvious soap dodgers, walk too fast like all chavs do. They are obviously the filth who nick your car stereos to fund their sordid drug habits and need to exterminated.
Therefore, PUEB would operate above the law removing such fiends from the streets in an horrific manner, they would then be fed to pack of hungry dogs. And Pigs.
Also Fat Edgar I can confirm that plenty of fuckwits work out of the office arena. As may you well know I work in the healthcare trade specifically in ICU and there are plenty of idiots who instead of playing on their PCs play on life-support equipment with a blatant disregard for common sense or knowledge how such equipment works.
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